WUT R YEW TALKING ABOUT, THAT’S A SANDSHREW!

“Hej” is the Swedish word for “hello”. They often use it twice, just to be friendly. The same with “tack” which means thanks… often turns into “tack tack”. I’ve lived in Sweden for years. I’m Jewish. Have never had any issues in the slightest. People are mostly just curious and ask questions but have never, ever done or said anything hurtful. Everything is fine, everyone can move along now.

No, because Swedish doesn’t have the letter ü

You kissed her brother? …Sorry. I’m really awkward.

I’ve figured it out. The smart phones get more intelligent, yet we become less intelligent. TECH COMPANIES ARE EXTRACTING OUR BRAIN JUICES TO POWER THESE PHONES. EVERYTHING MAKES SENSE NOW.

THANK YOU. I’ve always wondered why people hate on Bieber immensely but Chris Brown was welcomed back with open arms. I hate this guy. S’bout time someone posted this!

He’s on to something… I’m pretty sure anything I’ve ever done in my life was an imitation of my favorite rapper.

WTF?

Emma Watson + Natalie Portman