This is more of a funny story than a roast, but I was visiting New York City and my family’s accent attracted the attention of the owner of the diner we were eating at. He was super friendly and asked us where we were from. My dad said New Zealand and the guy goes, “Oh wow, is that…
Me and my leftist girlboss friends are mostly in long term, happy relationships with men who respect us and share our beliefs. We also have a bunch of cats. The ones who are single are far from miserable, they have more sex and money than the rest of us 😂
Fascists be mad af
It was genuinely weird to me to find out that Rachel McAdams is a nice person. Regina George is such a bitch and reminded me so much of *those* girls in high school, I think seeing her face triggered my trauma response 😂
Same with his brother Joseph Fiennes in A Handmaid’s Tale! I loved him in Shakespeare In Love and Elizabeth but now I wish violent things upon him because of Fred Waterford (not really but you know)
Menstrual cup gang. Never going back to tampons.
That being said, we definitely have the applicator tampons in Australia. They sell them at Priceline and Woolies from what I’ve seen, but I don’t know anyone who uses them.
“How’d ya pull up the other day?” Usually in reference to how hungover you felt the morning after a big night out.
“Y’righ’?” “How’re ya going?” “How’re ya travelling?” All variations of “how are you?” in relation to whatever is happening at the moment. Friends might ask because…
Amber Heard has diagnosed Cluster B personality disorders which are well known to be found among abusers, sociopaths, manipulators, and the criminally violent. See? It can go both ways.
A short and in no way comprehensive list of things I had to teach my husband when we moved in together -
- Wash your hands WITH SOAP after you touch your dick
- Leaving damp clothes and towels on the floor is how you get mould
- Close the toilet lid before you flush and clean up…
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