Disney’s Guide To Getting It On

In case you want to un-zip-a-dee your doo-dah.

1. So you’re ready to get your groove on.

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2. Just make sure you have the house to yourself.

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3. And that you light some candles.

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4. It’ll set the tone for when your guest arrives.

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5. If you’re nervous, just ease into everything.

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6. ‘Cause going too fast might catch them off guard.

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7. You’re not trying to poke an eye out, guys.

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8. But when you’re both ready, go in for the kiss.

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9. And maybe that’ll lead to a little more.

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10. And then even more.

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Show your lover who’s boss with some knots.

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11. You can’t be afraid to try new things.

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12. Toys are a good way to spice things up.

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13. Just make sure you know where the other stands.

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14. And that you treat her right.

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15. When you do, it’ll look like this.

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16. But once you get tired of foreplay…

(Oh, you’ll get one)

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17. …Make sure you wrap it up.

It has to be a perfect fit.

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18. And then just go for it!

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19. Don’t be afraid to try multiple positions.

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20. And bonus points if you add more people.

The more the merrier.

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21. Then you’ll get the happy ending you always wanted.

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