1. Being young must suck.
2. South Park video from college.

How would a 2-dimensional being have mass? I get flatland. I read the book. Fun to theorize but probably impossible to prove. Likewise with a 4-dimensional being. If they exists, they probably can't interact with us based on the same reason we can't interact with a 2-dimensional being. So, if a 4-dimensional being exists, then we don't.

It's not like they're portraying Abraham Lincoln as a overweight midget. It's a fiction movie based on a fiction book. Who gives a shit what she looks like.

Why is everyone surprised by this? This is just how it works. Obama stated a fact that any 2-term president can back up.

If the economy does well in the next six months, it's because of Bush. If the economy tanks, it's because of Obama. That's how politics works, not economics.

I want to see her stand next to Snookie.

I had no idea she wrote that book.

Still better than living in Pakistan.

That's a shitload of vodka.

Andrew, I know you're a video guy, but you really need to bone up on your writing. “15% points” is passable for Buzzfeed but you'll never see it written that way anywhere that has a writer with a journalism degree. “State Treasured” is just sloppy.

I kind of like that Mitt Romney. Why isn't he running this time?

I don't get it. This looks like it has an overreaching scope with a pencil-thin plot. If this was a CW movie of the week, I would understand. I'm not 12, so maybe this is just out of my demo.

Who?

I think I vomited in my mouth. I'm just finally glad that the children of the 80's are taking over.

Suck it, Oregon.

I'd rather go to the dentist than see this movie again. Both are painful but at least I'd feel good about myself afterwards.

Looks far better than I anticipated.

She writes like a 7th-grader.

HUGE win. That's pretty special.

Ugh. It's like the CW made their own version of The Running Man and Battle Royale. Both of which are better than this.