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Posted on May 22, 2010

Things I Hate More Than Jesse James

Since James has declared himself "the most hated man in the world" (who am I to argue with him?) I've decided to think of a few things I hate MORE than Jesse James (aside from the high taxes I have to pay to the royal treasury of King James Cameron I)

by ☁Spam Of God☁

Community Contributor

1. Things that should be frosted, but aren't

I'm looking at YOU raspberry zingers. There's NO REASON you can't be frosted AND have coconut.
2. Unexpected buttons

I also hate those "side buttons" on the waistband of slacks. Do clothing designers not realize that sometimes people wait until the last minute to pee?
3. Clothes that hippies made themselves
4. Muffins that try to pass as something other than muffins

You're not "banana nut bread"! You're a big giant muffin and everyone can see it! The same goes for YOU scones. You're not fooling anyone.
5. Cartoons based on movies
6. Boring muppets
7. The fact that I'm the only one that realizes Vitamin Water tastes exactly like watered-down Kool-Aid
8. Dramatic monologues in high school theatre classes
9. THIS