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  • 10 Douchiest Christmas Characters

    Culture Buzz Sometimes, in the middle of Christmas cheer a certain character from your favorite movie or special just sticks in your craw in that special way. Ahhhhhh memories…

    • 1. Coach Comet (from Rudolph)

      I think we ALL had a gym teacher like this guy (I hated that gym teacher).

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  • 7 Horrifying Christmas Tunes

    Music Buzz Holiday tiems bringing your spirits up? Well now you're just setting yourself up for disappointment. Chillax that feel-goodiness and prevent yourself from becoming another holiday suicide statistic with these delightful yuletide gems (sure to make ANYONE fall off the wagon)

    • 1. If We Make it Through December

      A festive Christmas song about getting laid off and struggling to survive through the winter.

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  • Murder For Your Ears: Heaven For Your Eyes

    or at least the opposite of murder for your eyes, whatever that is… (I bet it's superpowers)

  • Re-pump-li-kins! (NSFW-ish)

    Food Buzz It's Halloween tiem! and as I look over the bright orange rows of hollow bloated orbs sitting in front of Wal-Mart I am reminded of the Republican party (for some reason). It turns out a lot of pumpkins bear a striking resemblance to our favorite lovable pachyderms.

    • Rush Limbaugh

      Even if you can't love an opinionated blowhard how can you RESIST such a giant fleshy head?

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  • 10 Surprisingly Sexy Brutal Dictators

    Culture Buzz Everyone loves a bad boy but what do you do when pissing off your dad and cutting class to smoke weed in his car just isn't working for you anymore? Well… then you've got to step up your game. Here's a list of ten smokin hot, gruesomely evil dictators to help you unleash your inner Eva Braun. ♫…because I'm bad, I'm bad, she-mo-na…♫

    • 1. Josef Stalin

      Admit it, he could totally pick you up after a few drinks (or zero drinks and just one foppish grin), but if you're going to hook up with him you better bring protection (and considering he killed 18 million of his own civilians) a kevlar vest and an AK47 should be fine.

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  • The 20 Awesomest “Cake Pops”

    Food Buzz These are freaking candy coated mini-cupcakes on a stick. So… basically I'll be making these things until Jerry Springer has to pull me out of my bedroom with a forklift and the jaws of life (totally worth it).

    • 1. Care Bears

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  • QUIZ: Which Famous Gay Guy Are You?

    Did you ever want to be a gay guy during Pride month but weren't sure where you fit in? FRET NO MORE, now you'll know EXACTLY what kind of gay guy you are all the time (you can even carry the results in your wallet to show your naysayers)

    Question #1

    What do you think of Lady Gaga?

  • Things I Hate More Than Jesse James

    Since James has declared himself “the most hated man in the world” (who am I to argue with him?) I've decided to think of a few things I hate MORE than Jesse James (aside from the high taxes I have to pay to the royal treasury of King James Cameron I)

    • 1. Things that should be frosted, but aren't

      I'm looking at YOU raspberry zingers. There's NO REASON you can't be frosted AND have coconut.

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