IT’S NEW YEARS! AGAIN! CHINESE NEW YEARS! (it’s a great excuse to drink so I choose not to question it). How will you celebrate? You can’t just call up the restaurant on the corner son, you’re representin’ America now… for China.
So, I’m ordinarily a private little can of lunchmeat but there comes a time in every t girl’s life when she knows she has to post a timeline of pics of herself transitioning set to weepy indie music (many star wipes and duckfaces generally ensue). This is called a “transition montage”. Since I’m too tech illiterate for star wipes and not classy enough for duckface here’s this:
Sometimes, in the middle of Christmas cheer a certain character from your favorite movie or special just sticks in your craw in that special way. Ahhhhhh memories…
I think we ALL had a gym teacher like this guy (I hated that gym teacher).
Holiday tiems bringing your spirits up? Well now you’re just setting yourself up for disappointment. Chillax that feel-goodiness and prevent yourself from becoming another holiday suicide statistic with these delightful yuletide gems (sure to make ANYONE fall off the wagon)
A festive Christmas song about getting laid off and struggling to survive through the winter.
or at least the opposite of murder for your eyes, whatever that is… (I bet it’s superpowers)
It’s Halloween tiem! and as I look over the bright orange rows of hollow bloated orbs sitting in front of Wal-Mart I am reminded of the Republican party (for some reason). It turns out a lot of pumpkins bear a striking resemblance to our favorite lovable pachyderms.
Even if you can't love an opinionated blowhard how can you RESIST such a giant fleshy head?
Everyone loves a bad boy but what do you do when pissing off your dad and cutting class to smoke weed in his car just isn’t working for you anymore? Well… then you’ve got to step up your game. Here’s a list of ten smokin hot, gruesomely evil dictators to help you unleash your inner Eva Braun. ♫…because I’m bad, I’m bad, she-mo-na…♫
Admit it, he could totally pick you up after a few drinks (or zero drinks and just one foppish grin), but if you're going to hook up with him you better bring protection (and considering he killed 18 million of his own civilians) a kevlar vest and an AK47 should be fine.
Simple, cute game is simple (and also cute). Now if only I could find a way to get that song out of my head that doesn’t involve blunt force head trauma and/or electroshock therapy. View Media ›
These are freaking candy coated mini-cupcakes on a stick. So… basically I’ll be making these things until Jerry Springer has to pull me out of my bedroom with a forklift and the jaws of life (totally worth it).
Did you ever want to be a gay guy during Pride month but weren’t sure where you fit in? FRET NO MORE, now you’ll know EXACTLY what kind of gay guy you are all the time (you can even carry the results in your wallet to show your naysayers)
Sometimes, in the middle of Christmas cheer a certain character from your…
These are freaking candy coated mini-cupcakes on a stick. So… basically…
or at least the opposite of murder for your eyes, whatever that is… (I bet…
Everyone loves a bad boy but what do you do when pissing off your dad and…
Find the hidden star in each level, sounds easy right? I wouldn’t recommend…
This game is kind of like Canabalt , except you’re a freaking awesome…
This is the entire game: you push start and suddenly find yourself standing in…
I think Anne Geddes just got her @$$ handed to her. Srsly though I’m hoping…
And to think I promised myself I wouldn’t buy anymore “20th century…
It seems like everyone has been offended about something lately so I thought…
Anywhere but here.
Cool story, bro!
An Orthodox church leader asked city officials to cancel the march, but when it…
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