QUIZ: Which Famous Gay Guy Are You?

Did you ever want to be a gay guy during Pride month but weren't sure where you fit in? FRET NO MORE, now you'll know EXACTLY what kind of gay guy you are all the time (you can even carry the results in your wallet to show your naysayers)

Question #1

What do you think of Lady Gaga?

• I like her, she's something different. A little campy maybe, but fun
• Outwardly: "eh, not really my thing" Secretly: "COME ON! How could you not like Pokerface?"
• I wonder what her vagina looks like?
• Heard her once. I turned off the radio... with a baseball bat.

Question #1

What do you think of Lady Gaga?

• I like her, she's something different. A little campy maybe, but fun
• Outwardly: "eh, not really my thing" Secretly: "COME ON! How could you not like Pokerface?"
• I wonder what her vagina looks like?
• Heard her once. I turned off the radio... with a baseball bat.

Question #2

You're in a club, who do you chat up first?

• My web designer friend, we're working on a blog that highlights the indie music scene around here
• I don't know, whoever seems like the most fun. I just want to relax a little. hang out, hook up, whatever
• the drunkest celebrity
• I drink alone.

Question #3

What are you wearing right now?

• a donkey kong t-shirt, a hoodie with mandarin symbols written on it and black skinny jeans
• rugby shirt, popped collar, comfy slacks and my "Tims"
• A subtle blend of Old Navy, Marc Jacobs and a tiara
• jockstrap

Question #4

what kind of pet do you have?

• I'm torn between a rat and a tortoise (which one can do the most tricks?)
• an awesome cat that's better than you
• an addiction to painkillers
• two Pit Bulls

Question #5

What are you drinking?

• Pickleback
• Smirnov Ice
• I don't know but it seems to have 9 kinds of fruit in it, a paper fan and a lit sparkler
• beer

Question #6

What's your favorite thing to eat?

• sashimi
• bacon
• the desperation of others (because it's funny)
• *evil grin*

Question #7

What's your ride?

• I take public transpo, it's responsible plus it's mo betta
• a majestic pony
• one of the Jonas Bros
• My Harley

Question #8

What kind of jewelry do you own?

• a pendant with the Naruto symbol on it
• my class ring
• diamonds are a girl's best friend
• Do shackles count?

Question #9

What do you watch on tv?

• Adult Swim
• reruns of The Golden Girls
• Me. I usually make the 11 o'clock news.
• shark week

Your Quiz Result:

m00t

The Gay Nerd: He's funny and smart, very lovable and a total hipster (even though he'd never admit to it). He's not super femme but he's not super masculine either, just a regular guy with an original NES, three flash drives full of rare japanese anime and 2 ipods full of music you've never heard of (but sounds a little like windchimes set to a heavy techno beat)

Your Quiz Result:

Neil Patrick Harris

The Fratboy: Who's awesome? YOU'RE AWESOME! You have a sharp sense of humor, an awesome bod, and you know exactly when, where and how to party. Life's going pretty good brah.

Your Quiz Result:

Perez Hilton

The Drama Queen: Hey, life's short. You're here to have fun. You don't mind being risque and you don't mind being a little bitchy at times. Haters gonna hate no matter what so you might as well be FABULOUS

Your Quiz Result:

Rob Halford (lead singer of Judas Priest)

The Bear You don't really follow the trends, jeans, t-shirt, sneakers (doesn't really matter what brand) is your daily uniform. You're actually a really nice guy (maybe a little grouchy) but most people will never know (because you scare the bejeebus out of them).