Goatse Vs. Pedobear

The creator of Man vs. Bear takes the only logical next step, pitting Goatse against his arch-nemesis (Pedobear) in what can only be called "the most difficult game I have ever played in my entire life". Controls are: arrow keys for movement, x (fire a bullet), z (jump), s (strike a disco pose), f (turn into a volcano), n (put your hands on your hips like a sassy waitress in an 80's sitcom), o (unsuccessfully try to start a round of "YMCA"). None of these actions will keep you from dying in less than 4 seconds.