This just makes me want to get plastic surgery. Thanks, Buzzfeed!

Can I still go see it? I know the Gagosian is closed on Sunday, but will it still be up tomorrow? Also is it free? I’ve never been inside the gallery.

This video meme is the new American Idol. We can’t all be William Hung.

No such thing as “fishes.” The plural and singular are both ‘fish’ (i.e. a school of fish; look at that fish).

31. You raped a 16-year old girl and laughed about it in a video.

What is up with all the diary entries on Buzzfeed? Either be oatmeal or xojane, decide already.

This gave me a boner. Max is totes the bottom right?

I went bonkers when I saw him just now, but lost some respect for affiliating with Dunham. Rostam wouldn’t have gone out like that.

Yo those first few paragraphs gave me a boner, not gonna lie. Gonna go talk to some fan fiction about this

I just got a boehner