I was going to the airport to pick up my 10-year-old niece who was flying in by herself to land in my airport half a country away from her home. I got caught up in traffic on the way there with an accident that happened only a mile in front of me, so I was running late. after getting…Â
"Hey Alexis, will you tell your phone to fuck off?" right before he finds out she's on Bumpkin. Makes me actually laugh out loud everytime and is a perfect way to start an episode.
Stephen King has a lot of bad ones, but the worst I have read is in his short story The Apt Pupil. The Nazi-in-hiding main character basically wants to relive the glory days and puts a cat in the oven. I'm a true animal lover and that was it for me. I set the book down and couldn't…Â
I played softball growing up. I was a good hitter, but not very fast. My mom used to tell me "that was the best triple I ever saw you get a double off of." Uhhmmm... Thanks?
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