Rollerblader followed by 'fail' is redundant, like snow cold.

I think my grandma told stories of this show when I was 5. Before the great war.

Amazing … until you try to enlarge them. Even 8 x 10 is going to bitmap. I actually think it's a wasted opportunity. Kinda like bringing crayons to paint Sistine Chapel.

Goes against the bible? I'm not even Christian and have heard of Noah and his ark. These tools are always selective in what they take out of the bible.

Confirms the big J is a hillbilly grifter.

Collies are notorious for bad hips. It's probably the least painful way to get up the stairs.

Actually Diane Ladd did it first in Wild at Heart.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v491/stinkylulu/DL-dianeladd-wildatheart-lipstickfu.png

Dubstep is a genre of music, not dance. And to that end there is hardly any dubstep music in their routine. Sorry, fail.

Lame. Too many death metal bands. Not enough traditional metal bands. Where's Led Zeppelin, Accept, Rush, Aerosmith, Deep Purple, Blue Oyster Cult?

Is Beck going to bring up that the sculptor of Mount Rushmore, Gutzon Borglum, was a member of the KKK and from a polygamist family?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gutzon_Borglum