The Most Bitter E-Cards To Send To A Vain Ex-Boyfriend

Bitter? Hurt? Need a little sugar to go with all that lemon juice? Forward some of these classics to your ex today!

Have you ever been in a breakup, and the first thing you can do to make yourself feel better is to Google "Rotten eCards" or "Breakup eCard"? Well, These are my personal pick of the litter.

1. I'll always cherish the character you made for me. <3

2. Better to live alone, than to keep making new "windows" through the closet doors. <3

3. Next time, can you put a review section on your dating profile?

4. You're right, it wasn't me and it WAS you! <3

5. It's all uphill from here. <3

6. I think this speaks for itself pretty well. <3

7. Hope she can fake interest, let alone orgasms! <3

8. My personal favorite. Me and you both know, no matter how much you grow out your hair, you'll never be him. <3

Sexy. If you don't feel better now you probably won't.