I think you meant hipsters, not atheists.

Number 1 is breathtaking.

Takes one to know how to spot one. :P

Wow, I would have gotten laid so much MORE if this debate could have been going on 15 years ago when I had no choice but to wear these horrible, ugly, plastic framed monstrosities because my parents were poor.

Bah, it’s no secret how much Alex Jones frothing at the mouth HATES Piers Morgan. Everyone knows he is a cheerleader for the paranoid of everything, “it’s all the work of the Illuminati” crowd. But Jones DID do a pretty funny impersonation of Morgan on his show, which made me collapse into giggles because it was pretty accurate. They are both pricks.

16 year old me is still foaming at the mouth mad about it. LOL.

I’m just thankful most of these twats haven’t figured out G+ yet.

You know, a dress with a few more inches would take care of that problem. Really easily.

Number 1 was complete shit so I didn’t bother reading the rest. Mo Udall was the first Mormon who was nominated by a major political party for president. In 1976, he ran for the Democratic nomination for President as a liberal alternative to Jimmy Carter. Fact check next time you make a crap-tastic list.

Dear Santa, please bring me a superstar, against his will, and put him under my trailer-park Christmas tree so I can keep him in the closet and do whatever I want to him — Ah, the dreams and wishes aspiring serial creepers.