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This was the greatest show on TV.
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And the only thing more exciting than the team entrances...
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...was the arrival of hosts Billy J Smith and Fiona MacDonald via golf buggy.
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You kicked off every Saturday morning with The Early Bird Show.
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Marty The Monster was a menace.
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The rest of Saturday mornings were all about RAGE.
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Collette was a GODDESS in lycra.
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You basically wanted to be her.
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This was the highlight of every Saturday night.
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Particularly Funny Photos.
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Molly Meldrum's interview with Prince Charles was the most awkward thing you'd ever seen.
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You wept real tears when Scott and Charlene got hitched.
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July 1 1987. The GREATEST moment in Australian TV history.
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Forgot Charles & Diana. Kylie & Jason were Australian royalty.
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You adored/wanted to be on Young Talent Time.
16.
So you know that Dannii was famous before Kylie.
17.
You remember the original credits of Home and Away.
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But nothing could beat A Country Practice for drama.
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Tbh, wombat Fatso was a dead-set fucking legend.
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Occasionally you managed to drag yourself outdoors.
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Where your greatest gymnastic feats happened on the Hills Hoist.
23.
All you wanted for Christmas was a Walton's BMX.
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Spokey Dokeys made your wheels come alive!
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In your dreams you were a BMX Bandit.
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Judy was basically Jesus on a bike.
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Let's be honest, everyone wanted to look like Nicole.
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Seriously? WHAT A PERM!!!
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The 1980s in Australia: what a time to be alive!