3.
The relationship advice.
4.
The No Park on My Privates.
12.
The helpful orientation.
14.
The person acting on behalf of humanity.
15.
The (not passive-) aggressive.
17.
The gently worded advice.
18.
The professional threat.
19.
The semi-professional threat.
23.
The invitation to take the bus.
24.
The freaking instructions.
26.
The electric car hater.
29.
And the guys who don't want you touching their trash.