The Office Supply Personality Oracle - Enemies & Soulmates

Part 2 of The Office Supply Personality Oracle !

The Omniscient Oracle of Shoplet.com is BACK! This time it will tell everything about your enemies and soulmates.

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Just pick your favorite office supply and the wise-beyond-its-years Omniscient Oracle of Shoplet.com, will reveal your enemies and soulmates!

1. The Stapler: Enemies & Soulmates.

Enemies: Paper.

Gosh. One sheet of paper is like, OK, whatever. But paper just always seems to pile up and float around the room in such a contemptuously entitled way. At social events, paper-types are attention hogs and, more often than not, kind of plain and boring—nothing to report home about. You find paper to be overrated scatter-brains. You never hesitate to put paper types in their rightful place.

Soul mates: Post-its.

The thought of post-its makes your tummy tumble in fluttery backflips. Bright, cheerful and always encouraging- you love post-it-types because they always keep you on track. Sometimes you feel like the world is metallic and cold, but post-its remind you of how colorful and fun the world can be. You don’t mind how, at times, like paper, post-its can get a lil bit disorganized, because, just like you, post-its still manage to keep everything together. They are pragmatic and stick to the things that they find meaningful. And that’s why you love ‘em.

2. The Paperclip: Enemies & Soulmates.

Enemies: Staplers.

You think that stapler-types need to curb their attitude and ego. They are so full of it. You find it irritating how stapler-types stick only to their clique, like they don’t need to make any new friends. Staplers are so unlike you: when you meet people, you see it as an opportunity to grow socially and spiritually, whereas staplers view meeting new people as an annoying, trifling task. When you meet a stapler-type, you feel as though he/she is immediately judging you in the worst light—as though, you’re immediately cast aside as unworthy of their friendship. To you, it’s like, ohmigosh: Staplers just gotta grow up! Some people—stapler-type people, that is—are stuck in middle school.

Soulmates: White-Out.

“I don’t know,” you say, baffled by your awe of White Out-types, “It’s gotta be the fact that white out is always so…so fresh and…so…” Sometimes love leaves you speechless. You never expected to love such a country club prepster, but white out’s never-ceasing ambition and drive inspires you to push your boundaries of creativity to new levels. While white out can be a bit stubborn at times, your eagerness to sympathize and connect alleviates any felt tension between you two.

3. The Erasable Pen: Enemies & Soulmates.

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Enemies: Pencil.

The modern world only makes space for “the new.” Eventually, “the old” will crumble and fade away into oblivion. Why hasn't this concept caught on to our society yet? Why is it that everyone’s still so preoccupied with pencil-types? Under-appreciated, you wish you could just yell, “Hello! I’m here! I’m just as ambitious, creative, and eager to teach and learn as your beloved pencil!” Your quiet personality, however, keeps you lingering awkwardly on the sidelines; the fact that you’re overlooked by the notorious pencil is no surprise. Still, you’d just like for everyone to acknowledge the fact that, even though you’re a newbie, you’re just as special and wonderful as the queen-bee of writing utensils.

Soulmates: Paperclips.

Unique, sassy, yet totally not cocky, you admire the independence and confidence that radiates from paperclips. You don’t always feel comfortable in your own skin, which makes you look up to paperclip-types as role models for self-confidence. You don’t love getting lost in crowds of people, but when you come across a paperclip-type, you instantly feel more comfortable letting your guard down. The warmth, enthusiasm and willingness to listen are all qualities of paperclips that make you think, “You know what? This party’s not so bad anymore.”

4. The Eraser: Enemies & Soulmates.

Enemies: Pens.

Ughhh! Pens. Need you say more? They are so arrogant and cocky. Never ones to own up to their mistakes, they are undeniable awful. You are lighthearted, whimsical, and always up to try something new, but we all know that innovation is not one of Pen types strong suits. So if you want to embrace your creativity -- stay far away from this uptight office supply.

Soulmates: Pencils.

Pencils make your knees weak and your heart flutter. They are open to try new things and be adventurous. Pencils share your creative attitude and flexibility. You can always count on pencils to be the life of the party and have a great time!.

5. Paper: Enemies & Soulmates.

Enemies: Pencils.

You’re notoriously easy going. You tolerate so much irritating stuff that cramps your style, but jeez, some people just push you over the edge… we’re talking about pencil-types. Pencil-types are all the same. Upon first meeting a pencil-type, you’re like “okay, this seems cool, I can handle this,” until their frazzled, indecisive personality begins disrupt the calm atmosphere you love so much. It bothers you that pencil-types don’t always think before they act—they’re always retracting their last few uttered phrases, as though the damage can just disappear. Well enough's enough! Pencils just exhaust you.

Soulmates: Pens.

You’re so lax about everything- so much so that, sometimes, you feel a little distraught; life just seems to pass you by. You’ll ask yourself loaded philosophical questions like, “what am I doing here?” and “is there more to my life than just...this?” Pen-types calm your fears, instilling you with a renewed sense of purpose. When you are with pen-types, you feel like you’re working for something bigger than yourself, as though the point of your life is contributing to some greater, metaphysical whole. Some call it love—you just call it pens <3.

6. The Post-It: Enemies & Soulmates.

Soulmates: Paperclips.

You love Romeo and Juliet because you identify with the whole Montague and Capulet thing. Two people who aren’t supposed to be together? Hah. Who’s to judge? While, at first glance, paperclips and post-it types don’t look like they belong together, as though their entire being exists separately and for unrelated purposes, deep down, you know that looks aren’t everything. It’s all about personality- the person shining beneath the surface. You and paperclip- types have a bunch in common: you’re outgoing, lovable and fun. There ain’t no better partner in crime than paperclips types. “It is the east, and paperclips are the sun.”

Enemies: White-Out.

It’s not that you don’t value hygiene and organization—you’re the type who actually needs some level of order- but you’re not going to go so far as to worship stark, spankin’ sparkly clean spaces. A little mess here and there is only human. Not everyone’s perfect. Those who try to make it look like nothing’s wrong are probably the ones with the biggest problems-- *cough, cough* like white out. After a wild and crazy night, you mustered up enough liquid courage to confront your enemy, and it went a lil’ something like this: “We get! You want everything to be pristine and perfect. Seriously though, like, omg, just chill out, White Out!”

7. The Pencil: Enemies & Soulmates.

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Pencil Enemies: Erasable pens & White-Out.

Everyone knows that erasable pen-types make mistakes that never truly go away. And let's not get started on White-Out. You can see right through copy cats- nobody can hide who they really are when you're around. You value consistency and originality; you are never impressed by anyone who is tries to be someone or something that they aren't.

Pencil Soulmates: Erasers.

Who are you without your eraser? Really though. You just can't help but feel lost and weird without one. And don't worry-- erasers need you too. So long as you're with your eraser, your love will always be reciprocated ;)

8. White-Out: Enemies & Soulmates.

Enemies: Erasers.

Erasers are messy, lackadaisical and never thorough. You like to always remain clean, pleasant and calm but when you are around eraser types you always seem to get caught up in their mess. You have your own problems to solve so stay away!

Soulmates: Pens.

You cannot help but feel protective over pens. Although they appear to be fearless, you know that deep down they are terrified of failure. You love helping them fix their problems and maintain the order they crave.

9. The Pen: Enemies & Soulmates.

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Enemies: Pencil.

Disorganization and carelessness are two things you just cannot understand. Pencil types claim to be, “just going with the flow” but we all know that they just expect everyone around them to fix their mistakes. You value planning and organization; no one has time to babysit a pencil.

Soulmates: White-Out.

You know that White-Out always has your back. I mean c'mon -- no one is better at helping you deal with your problems! You both take pride in maintaining order; however, you feel more comfortable to let your ink flow when you are with White-Out types.