So the 2015 Oscar nominations were announced yesterday, and you might have heard that Amy Adams got snubbed for Big Eyes.
I know what you're thinking... WTF? Amy is basically the next Meryl! She was robbed!
But you can't feel bad for Amy. Know why?
Because she's Amy Fucking Adams.
Amy Fucking Adams doesn't care about your Oscars. She collects nominations as if she's Michael Phelps in the 2008 Beijing Olympics.*
Do you think Amy Fucking Adams was crying yesterday? No. Because Amy Fucking Adams does so many amazing movies that the nominations can't even keep up with her.
Amy Fucking Adams made Enchanted the most devastatingly delightful film of 2007.
Amy Fucking Adams also made the world go "whoa" with her badass performance in The Fighter.
"WTF THAT'S AMY FUCKING ADAMS?"
And Amy Fucking Adams absolutely destroyed American Hustle.
You know what else Amy Fucking Adams destroys? The red carpet.
And only Amy Fucking Adams could wear this and look like the Studio 54 badass that she is.
Amy Fucking Adams wears bright colors like it ain't nothin'.
Amy Fucking Adams mixes hot pink and black together because she's Amy Fucking Adams.
And Amy Fucking Adams doesn't care about cutouts — SHE WERKS 'EM.
Amy Fucking Adams also knows how to rock a nude dress.
So don't feel sorry for Amy Fucking Adams.
'Cause she gets to be Amy Fucking Adams.
