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    Women Choke Elderly Wal-Mart Greeter (Stay Classy People of Wal-Mart!)

    Apparently a pregnant woman and her mother of Elyria, Ohio got a little miffed at the customer service of their local Wal-Mart. The reasonable reaction? They pushed a shopping cart into a 71 year old greeter and started choking him. For their second dose of shenanigans one of them threatened to have her boyfriend kill him, and that they were going to blow up the store. For some reason, the cops showed up to this debacle, and thank god because apparently the 2 women want to press charges against the Wal-Mart workers for harassing them. Thankfully, however, even though the two were charged with nducing panic, aggravated menacing, and assault they were still allowed to go home to their children on a summons. What a heart warming tale.