• John Stamos in a Music Video for Low?

    Apparently Sub-Pop band Low from Duluth, MN decided to bring out the big guns for this music video for their new album C'Mon. It appears to star none other than Uncle Jesse himself, John F'ing Stamos!

  • Women Choke Elderly Wal-Mart Greeter (Stay Classy People of Wal-Mart!) on morningjournal.com ›

    Apparently a pregnant woman and her mother of Elyria, Ohio got a little miffed at the customer service of their local Wal-Mart. The reasonable reaction? They pushed a shopping cart into a 71 year old greeter and started choking him. For their second dose of shenanigans one of them threatened to have her boyfriend kill him, and that they were going to blow up the store. For some reason, the cops showed up to this debacle, and thank god because apparently the 2 women want to press charges against the Wal-Mart workers for harassing them. Thankfully, however, even though the two were charged with nducing panic, aggravated menacing, and assault they were still allowed to go home to their children on a summons. What a heart warming tale.

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  • ODB Elegantly Speaks About the Ladies

    “My favorite part of a woman is when her feet walk across the floor without a smell, but with a smell that you can smell, your own smell…” Oh, Old Dirty Bastard I miss you so.

  • Sweet Zombie Jesus

    On this blessed Easter, I'd like to share with you this bible verse Act 2:24 Whom God hath raised up, having loosed the pains of death: because it was not possible that he should be holden of it. And now? Pictures of Zombie Jesus!

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  • Turtle Pilots a Gator!

    Full speed ahead! Apparently Myrtle the Turtle gets free rides from Georgia the Gator in what must be the coolest place on earth. It almost seems photoshopped, but any good photoshopper would have given the turtle a captain's hat. First Gators, then the world? I for one welcome our turtle overlords.

    Turtle Pilots a Gator!

    Link: telegraph.co.uk

  • Lady Gaga Shows Her P-P-P-Polka Face

    Leave it to youtube to combine Lady Gaga, and polka music, and make it the greatest thing ever.

  • Down for the Count

    Sometimes the internet brings us a hero, and that hero is poopbear from deviantart. And sometimes that hero brings another hero. The hero that poopbear brought us was none other than The Count from Sesame Street showing everyone what real vampires are all about. That's 1, 1 awesome picture, mwahahaha! link View Media ›

    Another Putz 2 years ago 2 responses

  • Top 5 Costume Ideas Speed Skaters Should Adopt

    Speed Skating uniforms may be aerodynamic, but lets face it, they leave plenty to be desired. Sure they could practice skating more to improve themselves, but it is far more important to improve their wardrobe. So who should they adopt their changes from? Read on folks!

    • 1. Super Heroes

      Super Heroes are perfect starting point for accessorizing speed skating wear. They have the tight clothing that makes you question their sexual orientation, but the athleticism that makes you not dare to do so out loud, just like an Olympic athlete and yet they have a flare and pizazz that their medal winning brethren do not possess. Firstly, a notable logo. More important than that however is a cape. Nothing says, "look at how fucking fast I am going" like a cape does. Sure Apolo Ohno may have a pile of medals to cherish, but did he do it in a cape? I think not. He could have been the greatest caped athlete of all time, but instead he chose to waste his life. Learn from his mistakes people!

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  • Jay Leno Promo Parody

    Funny how a change in soundtrack can make all the difference.

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