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Posted on Dec 29, 2012

"Santa, You Arn't My Type," A 9-Year-Old's Anti-Love Song

Apparently my younger self thought Santa liked me "like that," so I decided to let him down not-so-easy via song. [ed. note: this hilarious song comes to us via keepsake show & tell]

by ShainaBegins

Community Contributor

Santa, you take my feet off the ground

You turn my frown upsidedown

You make me twirl around and around

But Santa, you arn't my type

NO not my type

As a matter of fact,

you are way too fat

Last year when I asked for a remote control corvet,

all I got was a paper jet.

So Santa now you can see

your looks just don't impress me

Here's another thought that's a dread:

I dispise the color red.

Here's another thing, so listen here!

I'm allergic to reindeer

When I leave cookies on the fireplace,

you just stuff them in your face...