Can be found: at the bottom of an empty bottle.
The hater who's always gonna hate.
Don't question this gal's ability to mix you a strong drink.
That teddy bear is so sexy.
Watch out for this girl. She'll stop at nothing to reign supreme.
Everything is terrible, even on vacation.
7.
The Person with an Outfit for Everything
With a great wardrobe comes a great big f***ing huge suitcase.
8.
The Sexually Liberated Woman
Like "16 and Pregnant," Puritan style.
What's a little drank on your dress when you're a VIP, right?
It'll take years to recover from this kind of manipulation.
This guy's so funny, he cracks himself up.
Not to be trusted with household chores.
It's her vaycay, she'll freak out if she wants to.
Don't let him talk you into bangs, do let him teach you Britney's best moves.
15.
The Person Who Pays for Everything
Who else is gonna tip the pizza delivery guy?
Everyone needs a vacation boyfriend.
17.
The Dude Who Parties Too Hard the First Night
18.
The Guy That's Always Getting Lost
Followers beware: maps are necessary.
19.
The Rando Asking You to Bail Him Out of Jail
Don't be afraid to leave his ass behind bars.
20.
The Guy That Doesn't Want to Go Home
21.
The Attached at the Hips Duo
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