23. The stare he gives whilst shutting a door.
22. The stare he gives when he stops before a door.
21. The stare after someone shouts “you fuck me, I fuck back” before marching proudly out of a door.
20. The stare he gives you from the bathroom sink.
19. The stare when he walks down the hall.
18. And when he stares and walks off to the right.
17. Or when he stares and then walks off to the left.
16. The stare he gives when he has ribs at Freddy’s.
15. The stare he gives in Freddy’s when Zoe Barnes tells him she doesn’t want to see him anymore.
14. The stare he gives when he sends a lovely text.
13. Or finishes a really lovely funny joke.
12. The stare he gives when he is clapping.
11. The stare he gives after sitting on a lovely seat.
10. The stare he gives while sitting in the back of a car.
9. The stare he gives when he has a disagreement with someone in the lovely White House toilets.
100% toilet stare.
8. The stare he gives whilst giving the oath.
7. The stare he gives you when he doesn’t like the President of the United States giving the oath.
6. The stare he gives you when he is trying to work out whether you he can knock you out in an upcoming fight.
Up and down. Up and down. Up and down.
5. The stare he gives you when he sees someone that he does not really like when he goes for lunch.
4. The stare when he has a dirty smoke in the dark.
3. The stare he gives when he can’t be bothered to talk because his eyes are just doing all the talking right now.
2. Or can’t be arsed with anything any more. Anything.
1. And the stare when he winks. Devastating.
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