"I Wanna Marry Harry" Is A Reality Show Starring The Worst Prince Harry Lookalike In History

    This opinion comes from a British person who knows what Prince Harry looks like.

    So there's this new show on FOX in the U.S.

    This is what Matthew aka "Prince Harry" looks like.

    Problem? Well he doesn't look like Prince Harry.

    Maybe from a different angle? Let's try this.

    Not really.

    But according to the TV show, he is a 99% match.

    LOL, no.

    No, not seeing it here.

    They then give him a royal makeover in a bid to fool the contestants into thinking he really, definitely is Prince Harry.

    The result? You still don't look like Prince Harry.

    It's even weirder that, throughout the show, they feel the need to make it explicit that he is not Prince Harry.

    Plus, producers of the show introduce "secret agents" to make it seem that this sort of guy requires protection.

    They make "Prince Harry" knowledgeable in famously posh activities such as shooting and using a knife and fork.

    He even has the power to start fireworks by clapping.

    "Prince Harry" meets the contestants by helicopter.

    But then one contestant admits.

    Oh dear.