Buzz·Posted on Sep 8, 2009Which Giant Rodent Are You?Giant rodents are awesome*. Which variety of hulking rat-creature are you?by Scott LambBuzzFeed, VP of InternationalLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail Question #1 It's Thursday night. You'll most likely be found: Clambering around some remote inactive volcano Hanging out with your posse at some swimming hole in the jungle. Exploring the sewers of New Orleans Drinking limoncellos with George Clooney Question #1 It's Thursday night. You'll most likely be found: Clambering around some remote inactive volcano Hanging out with your posse at some swimming hole in the jungle. Exploring the sewers of New Orleans Drinking limoncellos with George Clooney Question #2 Your natural predator is: BBC film crews The anaconda Large alligators; humans Rosie O'Donnell Question #3 Your kind of diet: Green, leafy plants Green, leafy plants Green, leafy plants Atkins Question #4 You were first discovered: In 2009 Early in human history In 1782 In 1944 Question #5 Your meat: Probably tastes like chicken Tastes like pork Is lean and low in cholesterol Is something we'd prefer to never think about, ever Your Quiz Result: Unnamed Biggest Rat You are the biggest rat in the world, but you don't have a name yet and you were discovered in a volcano. You have no natural fear of humans. The world hopes you will stay in Papua New Guinea. Your Quiz Result: Capybara You're currently the biggest rodent in the world, and also you're pretty cute. Your Quiz Result: Nutria You're happy in water, you like long walks on the beach and oh sweet Jesus those front teeth. Your Quiz Result: Danny DeVito Luckily, there is only one Danny DeVito, but he's the world's largest, most successful rodent.
