I should have known it would be Manson. Looks like I've read to much about “The Family” lol
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I should have known it would be Manson. Looks like I've read to much about “The Family” lol
As Jim Morrison sang “Tell all the people that you see, follow me”.
Manson all the way, though I tried them all. I have one complaint: no credit to Marshall Applewhite, the leader of the Heaven's Gate cult? You couldn't ask for a wackier spokesperson. He killed people with Kool-Aid, fuh-crynout-loud!
No one else got Zombie Jesus?
Wow! I never seriously considered Scientology but after this, I think I'll give it a chance. It's L. Ron for me. How did they know I have an ancient alien soul?
jobs. and thank you for noticing my sweet new turtleneck!
Heaven's gate cos I'm apparently ready to kill myself, nice..
Score one more for Manson.
Steve Jobs….
It's Chuck for me.
L Ron. Thought I'd be more of a Manson.
Wah, I got Charles Manson. Presumably because I picked The White Album? But I only did so because it was the only thing on the list I have in my pirated music collection, not because I have any particular affinity for it. I was hoping for Steve Jobs, or at least Scientology.
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