RI should have been it's own area (or country even). “Rhody”.

Born, raised, and living in Orange…I don't have any problems with this map.

Oh, this is the scariest thing ever. This puts me in Detroit.

Erie? Really? Try Ontaria, Dumbass.

I'm okay with Oregon becoming Willamette.

Well, thank god we got rid of that pesky European cultural influence. Also: this map is retarded.

Western WA and OR need to be combined with northern CA and called “Cascadia.” Eastern WA and OR need to be combined as well, and probably join UT & ID.

I love how Arkansas plus Kansas is Ar-Kansas. It reminds me of the 30 Rock episode with James Franco, where Jenna says, “The tabloids call us James! It's a combination of Jenna and James.”

I have cranky things to say about this pretend map yarrrrrgh!

all of eastern Wisconsin named after Green Bay? Weak. I am sorely disappointed because yet again all the “hip coast” cities keep there names.

I still want to move far far away.

I like the idea behind the map, but I don't think it's well executed. I can't tell, but it looks like I've lived in Susquehanna my entire life, when I'm definitely a jersey boy through and through.

Agreeing with Jessica. Ocala is all woodland and flee markets.

why does this map differ from the one at the link? for example, “washlaska” is actually “olympia” and “rocky mountain high” is “bitterroot”.

Interesting. You know, the same problem could also be solved through a legislative body made up of people who each represent roughly the same number of people. We could call it, I don't know, the “House of Representatives” maybe.

Why the fuck is the my area called the Mojave desert? completely retarded

Missouri doesn't get a cute new name? :-(

You'd think Ocala would just be Orlando.. Ocala is a BFE forest where hippies congregate.