Sarah Palin Baby Name Generator

Are you a Track, or more of a Piper? An algorithm tells you what your moniker would be had you been born into the Palin clan. posted on September 16, 2008 at 1:09pm EDT

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Lou Roby 4 years ago

Ring Worm Palin
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Jen Disgrasian 4 years ago

Rust Mustang. So porn-ready.
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david 4 years ago

Chalk Revelations Palin, every bit as qualified as my mother (whichever Palin she may be).
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John Niedermeyer 4 years ago

Oops… I meant: Stick Freedom Palin!
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John Niedermeyer 4 years ago

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Brienne Spears 4 years ago

Tape Boise Palin.
Actually has kind of a nice ring to it!
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Jonah Peretti 4 years ago

Speck Backfire Palin. What up!
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Scott Lamb 4 years ago

Hi there, Moose Roadster here.
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Chris Johanesen 4 years ago

I’m Froth Moonshine Palin. Woo… I like the sound of that! Maybe I could get on board with this Straight-Talk Alaskan Express Oil Pipeline Superhighway of a presidential campaign! Palin 08!
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Taylor Magenheim 4 years ago

I’d be Comma Liberty Palin. How American and…grammatical.
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Sarah Morgan 4 years ago

I’m Cuppa Invader Palin. How very bloodthirsty-warmonger-ish.
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Lauren Cook 4 years ago

Apparently, if I sprang from Sarah Palin’s loins, I’d be named Duct Idaho Palin. A small baby girl named Duct? How adorable!
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