
Source: arts.nationalpost.com
The National Post has an awesome breakdown of how long each Oscar winner spoke, and when the band came in to play them off. Not as fair as you'd think! But you can probably guess who spoke the longest.
Aaron Sorkin ain't care.
If they had cut off Christian Bale, he would have gone ballistic, amirite?
If they're going to cut anything short, it should be the lame-joke-riddled introductions from overpaid celebrities. (Although Melissa Leo needed Keyboard Cat for sure!)
I hate when they play off the technical awards winners, they work just as hard, if not harder, than the supposed stars.
I think in keeping with this year's Oscar attempts to appeal to younger viewers, they should have had Keyboard Cat play them off….
I would like to thank Scott Lamb for this post. His tireless efforts to Buzz are a credit to the entire history AND of course: all this would not be possible without the great support of those people here at Buzzfeed, the advertisers, those that are Going Viral right now … And on a personal note, I would like to thank my boyfriends; my girlfriends too; my two (more or less) children that I “may” have …. My parents, who are now on speaking terms with me (sorry about the fire mom, it was the drugs)… I can't forget to thank my cat , Mr. Wiggles, for his tireless attempts to fill the litter box …. Gee , f*ck this is so cool… What, what? Oh god ! I'm just so happy I, I didn't mean too … {KEY up Music, Raise orchestral volume, escort Joey stage left …..}
Damn straight nobody plays off Colin Firth.
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