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“Wassup?”
— From an Anheuser-Busch Budwiser beer campaign, which first aired Dec. 20 1999, but was popularized in early 2000.
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“The Tribe has spoken.”
— Jeff Probst, on “Survivor: Borneo,” May 31, 2000
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“The American people have now spoken. But it’s going to take a little while to determine exactly what they said.”
— Pres. Bill Clinton, Nov. 2000
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“Holy Fucking Shit.”
— The Onion, Sept. 26, 2001 (Read the whole issue.)
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“There are known knowns… we also know that there are known unknowns… There are also unknown unknowns.”
— Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfeld, Feb. 12, 2002
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“Shock and awe.”
— The U.S. military, all major news organizations, Jan. through March, 2003
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“Major combat operations in Iraq have ended.”
— Pres. George W. Bush, May 1, 2003
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“Wardrobe malfunction.”
— Justin Timberlake, Feb. 2, 2004
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“He’s just not that into you.”
— From the book of the same title by Greg Behrendt and Liz Tuccillo, released Sept. 7, 2004
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“Combine enough nonhits on the Long Tail and you’ve got a market bigger than the hits.”
— Chris Anderson, Wired Magazine, Oct. 2004 (Read the whole article.)
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“Brownie, you’re doing a heck of a job.”
— Pres. George W. Bush, Sept. 2, 2005
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Later That Same Night: “George Bush doesn’t care about black people.”
— Kanye West, Sept. 2, 2005
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“I wish I knew how to quit you.”
— Jack Twist (Jake Gyllenhaal), in “Brokeback Mountain,” released Dec. 16, 2005
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“What are you doing?”
— Twitter, July 2006
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“F—-ing Jews… The Jews are responsible for all the wars in the world.”
— Mel Gibson, July 28, 2006
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“An iPod, a phone, and an internet communicator: These are not three separate devices, this is one device, and we are calling it iPhone.”
— Steve Jobs, Jan. 9, 2007
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“Leave Britney alone!”
— Chris Crocker, Sept. 10, 2007
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“Yes, we can.”
— Barack Obama, Jan. 9, 2008
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“I drink your milkshake.”
— Daniel Plainview (Daniel Day-Lewis), in “There Will Be Blood,” released Jan. 11, 2008
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“The difference between a hockey mom and a pit bull? Lipstick.”
— Gov. Sarah Palin, Sept. 3, 2008
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“The fundamentals of our economy are strong.”
— Sen. John McCain, Sept. 25, 2008
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“You lie!”
— Rep. Joe Wilson (R-SC), Sept. 9, 2009
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“Yo Taylor, I’m really happy for you, and Imma let you finish, I’m sorry, but Beyoncé had one of the best videos of all time.”
— Kanye West, Sept. 19, 2009
One-Liners Of The Decade
The short quips, phrases and exclamations that defined the ’00s. I forgot a million that could be included, so please add yours as well.
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