• Max, sans arrow, left the home of his human guardians Brad and Nancy Paquin sometime Friday. He hasn’t said where he was (he’s no snitch).

  • When Max returned Sunday night, the Paquins couldn’t help but notice the arrow in his head. It was not a gag.

  • Being of active mind, the Paquins drove Max posthaste to a local veterinarian hospital, where the arrow was safely removed. It hadn’t cracked his skull. Good news: he’s expected to make a full recovery. Authorities are on the hunt for the perps.