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How Hetero?

This handy tool scans your Twitter feed and tells you how hetero you are. posted on July 14, 2009 at 3:11pm EDT

Scott Lamb BuzzFeed Staff posted about 3 years ago

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Sarah 3 years ago

sarahtomlin is 73% HeteroHow hetero are you? How hetero is Martha Stewart? Try out any Twitter name and get the real picture. Are we really the words we use? Hope to see you at Stockholm Pride!
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Tommy GunZ 3 years ago

guess because i used rock
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Tommy GunZ 3 years ago

95% Hetero
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ғΔь ғΔьυløυs thinks How Hetero? is WTF & LOL about 3 years ago ×
Gaby 3 years ago

well if i was dude i’d be 3% hetero, but since im a girl i’m 21%. NOE.
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Scarlett 3 years ago

perfect.
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Bree thinks How Hetero? is about 3 years ago ×
K.Ova 3 years ago

My parents’ suspicion finally confirmed.
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whample 3 years ago

This is why nobody believes that I have a girlfriend. Well, that and the fact that I do things like dress in zombie drag for Halloween.
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carrie estok How Hetero? and thinks it’s Cute about 3 years ago ×
Nicolas G. How Hetero? about 3 years ago ×
plaid lemur thinks How Hetero? is WTF & LOL about 3 years ago ×
plemur 3 years ago

Search my feed for those words and you’ll laugh. Not exactly used the way one may think.
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Justin Hughes 3 years ago

I find it amusing that they analyze words, but they manage to use the wrong effect/affect in seeing how Stockholm Pride affects us. Oh, diction.
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plemur 3 years ago

60%. Pretty funny if you’ve seen my feed.
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Brian Ries 3 years ago

69, heh.
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Andy Yaco-Mink 3 years ago

Hey everybody, I try to transcend normal tweeting paradigms by avoiding clichéd words.
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Adam Y. 3 years ago

Is it strange that his hetero ratings are parallel to his current approval ratings? (According to the latest CNN poll job approval is 61%)
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Josh S How Hetero? about 3 years ago ×
Joy Engel 3 years ago

Umm, I guess my sexuality is too ambiguous? Or perhaps I have an asexual twitter account?
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Tanner Ringerud 3 years ago

My love for Rosé wine threw my numbers off.
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Tim Atkinson 3 years ago

Can they see the purple shirt I’m wearing too?
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Jenny Young 3 years ago

77%, found words: Bone, Monster, Trucker, Body and Bitch.
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Scott Lamb 3 years ago

I really don’t remember writing about sleepaway camp
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John W How Hetero? and thinks it’s & LOL about 3 years ago ×
John Winskowicz 3 years ago

I’m 36% hetero because I use words like “ass” and “biscuits”.
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Scott Lamb 3 years ago

BuzzFeed’s 93% hetero. What about you?
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