You may think getting that ideal mixture of alcohol, caffeine and taurine is the sort of thing only “scientists” in “corporate laboratories” could ever “come up with,” but you’d be wrong! Dead wrong!! Here, in four simple steps, we show you how to make your own Sparks-like beverage, know to some as “The Good Shepherd”:


Step 1:

Drink it…


Carefully pour in a full can of Red Bull (or two, to taste). For best results, tip 40 to the side.

Step 4:
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