It's a big day! A day filled with potentially uncomfortable social situations at the workplace! You should easily be able to bingo on this because the people you work with always say such commonplace things. So keep track of your progress today and share the results below!
Today has been productive.
Does anyone else make it a point to wear orange on the 17th? I'm not Protestant, I just went to Catholic school for 13 years and liked watching people flip their shit when I wore orange. Religiously speaking, I'm apathetic, but it's amazing how worked up some Americans get when you wear “that damn Protestant color”.
Happy St. Pat's day!
Facts & Myth: Fact: We really do all get very drunk on Paddy's Day in Ireland.
Myth. We all speak like Darby O'Gill
Fact: We normally focus on not wearing green.
Fact: McDonalds & Starbucks force green coffee and shakes on us too.
Myth: Irish alcoholism is a myth.
Myth: Leprechauns are real.
Fact: 99% of costume (novelty) leprachauns in Dublin are Eastern European and don't speak English.
Myth: Irish people take kindly to American tourists who wear green hats on any other day than St. Patrick's Day.
Fact: I have lived here my entire life and have never once heard someone say 'top o' the mornin' to ye' (I have also never heard anyone speak Irish who wasn't a complete douchebag). Now, you're ready to celebrate Paddy's (NOT Patty's) Day. Begorrah.
already got my outfit picked out…
If only there was a square for 'co-worker points out your real Irish heritage as a reason for you to care more about this day'
Awesome! This will come in handy tomorrow when I'm not wearing any green and “not being a team player”.
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