Apostrophes Are Stupid

Lets ban apostrophes, please. No one uses them correctly and we dont really need them anyhow. This is really someone elses idea, but I think its a solid one. I mean really, was there any part of this post that you couldnt understand because of the stupid apostrophes that werent included? Can you think of a single example where it matters?

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