24 Reasons Little Kids And Stoners Are Basically The Same

Back when grass was just something you played on, you still acted like a total pothead.

1. They both can watch cartoons for hours. And hours. And hours.

Via Nickelodeon
ID: 1277414

2. Until 9 p.m., when they pass out cold.

ID: 1277465

3. Lunchables are a vital part of their food pyramid.

ID: 1278696

4. Because making a real meal is too damn hard.

ID: 1277554

5. They’re constantly dealing with basic fractions.

ID: 1277472

6. And they have that one friend they always hit up because he has allllllll the goods.

ID: 1280501

7. They chill in their pajamas for the majority of the day.

Though their PJs might not be this awesome.

ID: 1277565

8. So when it’s finally time to put on real clothes, it’s tough to get it together.

ID: 1277606

9. They’re always down to post up in a circle with their friends.

ID: 1281900

10. Which, over time, has taught them the importance of sharing.

Passing to the right. Rookie mistake.

ID: 1280405

11. They fucking giggle at everything.

ID: 1277639

12. And it’s really easy to blow their minds.


ID: 1280522

13. As long as a party has pizza or cake, it’s a good party in their book.

ID: 1277654

14. A really, really good party.

ID: 1280456

15. They have absolutely no capacity to hold an adult conversation.

ID: 1278717

16. No matter how great they think they are, they suck at driving.

ID: 1280242

17. 3-D movies are their shit.

“Have you seen Happy Feet? You gotta, man. It’s the Citizen Kane of our generation.”

ID: 1277671

18. They have a very low tolerance for people being un-chill.

ID: 1280562

19. They think they’re rockstars every time they pick up an instrument.

If only.

ID: 1280589

20. And they think everything they doodle is a masterpiece, man.

ID: 1280702

21. Asking them to pay attention in class is worthless.

Via Nickelodeon
ID: 1278760

22. ‘Cause their attention spans are pretty awful in general.

ID: 1278890

23. Which could be due to their constant gaming…

ID: 1281278

24. Good thing you’ve grown up since then, right?

ID: 1281194

Check out more articles on BuzzFeed.com!

  Your Reaction?


    Hot Buzz

    31 Reasons Potatoes Are The Best Thing At Thanksgiving


    17 Mind-Blowingly Delicious Noodles To Try In NYC


    Now Buzzing