That special, special day when your youth was corrupted.
It’s only awk if you make it awk.
For those of us who can’t cruise.
It was the best of times and it was the awkwardest of times. Pre-coolness, these famous peeps were chillin’.
For all you Ele-H8ter’s out there.
Come 5 PM, these lil’ tots are out to play.
Feeling silly cause you’re afraid of heights? These famous fears probably top yours.
Now that you’ve graduated from 8th grade, it’s time to change your ways.
Back when grass was just something you played on, you still acted like a total pothead.
To the man who once asked: “Am I really just a narcissist/ cause I wake up to a bowl of lobster bisque?” We salute you.
Coming soon to a theater near you.