1.
You never received grades.
2.
Glass Blowing and Basket Weaving were perfectly suitable art electives.
3.
You didn't have a football team, but you had one KICK ASS lit mag.
4.
Athletic credits were optional and/or nonexistent.
5.
You have no idea how to dress professionally.
6.
Gym class regularly included yoga and meditation.
7.
You know all of your teachers by their first name.
8.
Your parents did NOT allow drinking, but weed was fine.
9.
You've never met a republican.
10.
You've been to your teacher's house 4-12 times.
11.
The vending machines were stocked with kale chips and soy nuts.
12.
You've been drawing nude models since middle school.
13.
Your 5th grade production of RENT was A SMASH.
14.
History classes typically revolved around Spielberg films.
15.
Sex Ed came 12 years before sex did.
16.
All school assemblies were fucking chaos.
17.
The cool kids were ALL in the acapella group way before Glee was popular.
18.
You can't locate most state capitals but you're 100% sure what your spirit animal is.
