Buzz·Posted on Jul 31, 2015If These Celebrities Had Barbie Proportions You Would Hate ItThe stuff of nightmares.by by Sarah BurtonBuzzFeed Staff, by Andrew RichardBuzzFeed Junior DesignerLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail Barbie's nippleless, vagless body is the first naked female form that little girls view on the reg. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF So it's not surprising that her tiny waist and long slender frame act as our standard of female beauty. But is Barbie really as *hot* as we think she is? There's only one way to find out. We must Barbie-fy celebrities. With Barbie's body, Rihanna looks like she might break in half. Evan Agostini / AP / Andrew Richard / Buzzfeed Evan Agostini / AP / Andrew Richard / Buzzfeed ← Slide → Evan Agostini / AP / Andrew Richard / Buzzfeed Kim looks like she's about to topple over. Danny Moloshok / Reuters / Andrew Richard / Buzzfeed Danny Moloshok / Reuters / Andrew Richard / Buzzfeed ← Slide → Danny Moloshok / Reuters / Andrew Richard / Buzzfeed With a waist that small, J-Lo is definitely missing an organ. I'm guessing the large intestine? Eric Jamison / AP/Andrew Richard/Buzzfeed Eric Jamison / AP/Andrew Richard/Buzzfeed ← Slide → Eric Jamison / AP/Andrew Richard/Buzzfeed Woah, Beyonce looks sick. Not hot sick, but like, dying-sick. Evan Agostini / AP / Andrew Richard / Buzzfeed Evan Agostini / AP / Andrew Richard / Buzzfeed ← Slide → Evan Agostini / AP / Andrew Richard / Buzzfeed This is a step too far. Nicki's ass is a NATIONAL TREASURE and I demand it be returned RIGHT NOW. Greg Allen / AP / Andrew Richard / Buzzfeed Greg Allen / AP / Andrew Richard / Buzzfeed ← Slide → Greg Allen / AP / Andrew Richard / Buzzfeed Oh no, it looks like somebody cut Taylor's waist off and fed it to her face. John Salangsang / AP / Andrew Richard / Buzzfeed John Salangsang / AP / Andrew Richard / Buzzfeed ← Slide → John Salangsang / AP / Andrew Richard / Buzzfeed So do Barbie-fied celebrities look hotter? Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Barbie IRL. It's the stuff of nightmares.