1. Shove Your Ashes in a Dildo
Get reincarnated as the dildo you already are by putting your ashes in a penis-sized tube.
The 21 Grams kit also comes with music and perfume that will ensure your scent lingers on.
You'll be dead ready for some hot nasty ghost sex.
2. Turn Yourself Into a Motherfucking Diamond
Add a clause in your will...
That says your loved ones must wear you...
Every day.
TRY TO FORGET MOMMY NOW!
3. Fly Your Dead Ass to Outer Space
For a small fee, Celestis will turn your remains into a regular Buzz Lightyear.
To death, and beyond!
FLUFFY IS GOING TO SPACE!
4. Live On as a Boss-Ass Tree
Bios Urn... turning your widower into a tree hugger for over 15 years.
You're dead anyway — might as well make yourself useful.
View this video on YouTube
Be a sage old tree.
5. Put Your Ashes In A FIREWORK
Heavens Above is only for the flashiest dead people.
Look at me! I'm ON FIRE!
6. Become a Crash Test Dummy
Cadavers are better than crash test dummies because they give more data on what happens to internal organs during crashes.
Relive the pain of dying again and again!
7. Donate Your Cadaver to Body Worlds.
And live out your dreams as a soccer player!
Singer!
Card shark!
Or sea captain!
Whatever you pick, just remember...
