Sure, there will always be more trees in the forest, but we're talking about that tree you just can't stop thinking about.
Do you want to make dIGITaL LovE to your state tree?
You want to deflower the Missouri Flowering Dogwood?
You want to suck on that Arkansas Loblolly Pine?
Does the Utah Quaking Aspen make you quake?
Thanks for voting!
Buzzfeed is all about finding your community, and I'm just so happy I found a few like-minded people. People who love having sex with trees. You guys want to set up a meet-up or something, where we go around and fondle trees? None of that hippie bullshit either.
Personally, my boyfriend's a tree because I know he will never leave me (LOL guys tree humor).
If you're down to clown (with trees), leave a picture of you and your tree-lover in the comments. We're all meeting up at Sid's later for a tree orgy, I'll see you there!