16 Incredibly Useful WikiHow Articles For Canadians

    "How To Be A Canadian Scene Kid"

    Sarah Aspler
    by Sarah Aspler

    BuzzFeed Staff, Canada

    1. On transit:

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    Pro tip: "You will see a sign, and there will probably be a line of people waiting."

    2. On style:

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    Pro tip: "Instead of just going to Hot Topic like an American kid would, you have to look extra hard. D-Tox (only found in a few malls) is an OK store to get started, but most of their clothes are more punk than scene. Stitches and Urban Planet will have all the bright skinny jeans you need."

    3. On pimpin' out your sweet ride:

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    Pro tip: "Always check that every bolt is on tightly."

    4. On faking it:

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    Pro tip: "Quebec is very different from France. Visit Quebec before trying to act Quebecois to experience this."

    5. On TV fame:

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    Pro tip: "Familiarize yourself with the show before applying."

    6. On sports:

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    Pro tip: "Play your road hockey game. Have fun!"

    7. On dealing with authority figures:

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    Pro tip: "If you have illegal substances on you, do not mention it."

    8. On being stealth:

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    Pro tip: "Do not let your MapQuest directions fall out of your car when you stop at a gas station."

    9. On fandoms:

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    Pro tip: "Start watching Toronto Maple Leafs games. Decide whether you like them or not. This is obviously the most important step."

    10. On embracing the colder months:

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    Pro tip: "Make paper snowflakes."

    11. On safety:

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    Pro tip: "When driving, make sure that you avoid the potholes."

    12. On displaying your national pride:

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    Pro tip: "Consider the location of your flag."

    13. On Canadian traditions:

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    Pro tip: "Have a cup of hot chocolate. Although optional, it's traditional in most snowy locations, and helps replenish your fluids. If you do not like hot cocoa, help yourself to some tea, broth, or even just water."

    14. On getting employed at a store that no longer exists in Canada:

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    Pro tip: "Visit the Target career opportunities webpage."

    15. On holidays:

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    Pro tip: "Do not go overboard on representing Canada because doing so can make you look really crazy."

    16. And lastly, on travelling:

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    Pro tip: "Don't wear a fanny pack."