1.
When they disrespected your namesake:
2.
And screwed up a dish that literally contains 3 ingredients:
3.
When they ruined your birthday:
4.
And tried to feed you objects but also just offered you stir-fry in the first place:
5.
When they delivered broken dreams right to your doorstep:
6.
And made healthy options so appealing:
7.
When they gave you a weak amount of fries:
8.
And when they cheated you:
9.
When they tried to be "cool" and "with it":
10.
And took your dining experience to the next level:
11.
When they gave you stuff that you didn't even ask for:
12.
And sent you some delightful emails:
13.
When they gave you some extra crispy chicken:
14.
And cooked everything to absolute perfection:
15.
When they taunted you with food that they don't even serve there:
16.
And made a fool out of you:
17.
When they wanted to spice up their menu offerings:
And when they tried their best...
But that sauce tho. We still love you Swiss Chalet.
