Every Buzzfeed post evar: “As humans, we waste the shit out of our words. It’s sad. We use words like “awesome” and “wonderful” like they’re candy. It was awesome? Really? It inspired awe? It was wonderful? Are you serious? It was full of wonder? You use the word “amazing” to describe a goddamn sandwich at Wendy’s. What’s going to happen on your wedding day, or when your first child is born? How will you describe it? You already wasted “amazing” on a fucking sandwich.” -Louis C.K.
State Police recovered 1,250 bags of heroin during a traffic stop Friday, many…
by Mike Hayes
This is probably the most romantic thing involving an iPad you’ll ever see.