Lmao at “white Jesus”

That fly one pisses me off.

Cute couple!

More like melting hearts!

Behold, my spirit animal.

Twins!

When I worked as a waitress I found a phone that someone left behind and the guy’s background was a pic of himself peeing.

Lol when I first saw the photo I thought it was shopped that outfit is SO bad.

#26 is genius. One way to discourage Black Friday from encroaching on Thanksgiving would be an epidemic of stuffed consumers puking everywhere in malls across the country instead of parked on the couch watching tv like a proper American.

I always thought retainers were cute a la Goonies/sensitive types with inhalers. but braces? no.

/csb

My childhood is traumatized.

Probably not a good idea to tattoo your SSN

Mom’s Christmas present: check!

way to miss the point entirely.

We don’t need your comeback, Mittens.

i’m just saying that sign and the weirdly perfect handwriting screams OCD to me, espeially that ‘g’. the parenting idea is fine, i guess.

yea i gave that up a long time ago

obv these parents are psychotic perfectionists (or schoolteachers). who writes their g’s like that anyway?