The Naked Rowers Saved BuzzFeed From The Worst Day Ever

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    Today looked like it was going to be a DISASTER at BuzzFeed. First thing in the morning, the coffee machine broke down and Mike needed his caffeine!

    Luckily, today BuzzFeed had a very special visitor: THE WARWICK ROWERS aka the Naked Rowers, our favorite homophobia-fighting athletes!!!

    And they were here to save the day like the handsome British superheroes they are!

    WARWICK ROWERS TO THE RESCUE! Homophobia and broken coffee machines don't stand a chance.

    Cheers, mates!

    But then things got worse (as they tend to do) and the copy machine broke. Erin needed to print some very important documents.

    Luckily, the Naked Rowers knew how to use their tools!

    All fixed! Thanks, guys!

    But things took another turn for the worse in the office. All of a sudden, the wifi went down. *GASP*

    Luckily, the intrepid Warwick Rowers weren't afraid to use their hands and get to work...

    ... and before you knew it, the internet was back and running. Or should we say, ROWING.

    Darn it, Javi sent an email to the wrong person. The consequences could be DISASTROUS.

    Luckily, the Naked Rowers work just as fast out of the water as they do on it.

    And by a STROKE of luck, they deleted that email in NO time at all!

    Oh well, if it isn't the most BORING meeting EVER. No one is paying attention!

    Wait a second, who is that? It's the Warwick Rowers! SHIRTLESS! WITH CANDY! BEST MEETING EVER.

    UH OH, Morgan was NOT happy and she just handed Sam a crazy project with the tightest deadline ever. What is he going to do?

    Once again, the Warwick Rowers were here to save the day and bang this project out with Sam!

    All finished! Great things happen when you put your minds and bodies together. #TEAMWORK

    EW! Candace was coughing up a lung. She REALLY should have taken a sick day!

    But the Rowers weren't having any of her nonsense. TAKE HER OUTTA HERE! Luckily, Candace didn't seem too upset about having to take a "sick" day.

    Oh snap, the snack room ran out of Sam's favorite snack (fruit gummies, FYI) and now he's HANGRY.

    But naturally, the Naked Rowers had the goodies. CRISIS AVERTED.

    Aaaaaaaaaaaand then the stapler is jammed. What IS IT with this day?

    Thankfully, the Warwick Rowers were here to get to the bottom of this.

    THAT WAS EASY.

    Since he had his caffeine, Mike was super peppy on his phone. And he was talking way, way too loud.

    The boys weren't having any of it, so they fixed the sitch. With the Rowers around, why even bother talking?

    BRRRRR. The office was WAY too chilly.

    Luckily, the Rowers are here to warm things back up. All better!

    Lauren was hard at work until she accidentally spilled coffee all over herself! How clumsy!

    But thankfully, the boys were more than happy to clean up Lauren's mess.

    But things were about to get much, much worse. Kirsten found herself the very unlucky victim of a dreadful papercut. Oh no!

    But by the grace of God (or at least the Queen), the Warwick Rowers used all their rippling muscles to stitch Kirsten right up.

    Lunchtime seemed to be going swimmingly, until Sam's food started to stink up the place.

    But like the good Englishmen they are, the Rowers were here to take out the trash... and Sam's smelly lunch! In Union Jack budgie smugglers, nonetheless!

    Klutzy Christian was working hard at his desk when — PLOP — he fell right out of his chair on his butt.

    But the Naked Rowers picked him right up, and Christian looked practically regal on his royal throne.

    Perhaps because of the day's bad vibes, but Kristin just wasn't feeling herself. She was having a bad hair day!

    Thankfully, the Warwick Rowers proved they aren't just pretty faces themselves... they also can spread the love!

    EARTHQUAKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

    But with the Warwick Rowers in town, BuzzFeed overcame disaster and was it was back to work in no time at all!

    Basically, the Naked Rowers saved the day... COUNTLESS times. What would we do without them?

    In fact, they did such a good job, the BuzzFeed employees decided they might as well take the rest of the day off!

    And now they're running BuzzFeed! Have fun, boys!

    Be sure to check out the Warwick Rowers website here!