1. First of all, people ALWAYS ask you if your name is short for something.
2. Also, people love to call you "Sammy" like it's cute or something. It's not.
3. In addition to being a sometimes-annoying nickname, "Sammy" is also slang for a sandwich. Which is just plain rude.
4. It was TERRIFYING when you were a kid and your parents called out your full name because you were in trouble. "SAMUEL" and "SAMANTHA" just sound scarier!
5. If you're a guy, you've probably been teased and called "Samantha" as if that's derogatory or something.
6. And if you're a girl, someone has DEFINITELY been surprised when they first met you and found out you were a lady. "I thought you would be a guy," they said.
7. You've probably heard every Green Eggs and Ham joke there is.
8. And Uncle Sam humor? Plenty of that, too.
9. Sadly, quite possibly the two most famous Sams out there are both birds: Toucan Sam and Sam the Eagle.
So go out there and make a name for yourself. You know, aside from Sam.