1. Finishing a bottle of wine isn't ACTUALLY as hard as it sounds...
2. ... and neither is meeting the delivery minimum.
3. Your thumbs WILL get sore from swiping so many people on Tinder...
4. ... and you don't even need to look past the first picture to know if they're a match.
5. You don't really save any money on Valentine's Day because you spend what you WOULD spend on your S.O. on yourself.
6. Having your bed to yourself is truly the best — THE BEST — thing in the entire world.
7. You've perfected the art of doing things by yourself, like going to the movies...
8. ... or eating out alone.
9. Deep down, you don't mind going to weddings, even if you're stuck at the singles table. BECAUSE OPEN BAR.
10. Maybe the BEST part about being single is you can be as weird as you want at home... and no one will judge you.
11. You aren't *really* that worried about the possibility of becoming a crazy cat lady.
12. Not having to share your food ALWAYS trumps having a boyfriend/girlfriend.
Gimme dat personal pizza.
13. Same goes for watching whatever you damn please on Netflix.
14. Putting together Ikea furniture by yourself isn't easy... but it also isn't impossible.
15. TMI, but you definitely don't wash your sheets or towels enough.
16. Also, not shaving in certain areas feels pretty fucking good...
17. ... and getting ready is a BREEZE because fuck it, who are you really trying to impress?
18. Sometimes, you'll get worried about never having kids... and then you'll see someone with kids, and that worry totally disappears.
19. You've learned the hard way that there's nothing worse than third wheeling with your friends in relationships...
20. ... and thusly when you go out, you MUST travel in packs of other perpetually single people, AKA a thirst horde.
21. You've actually marked pictures of couples on Facebook as "offensive"...
22. ... and you ONLY like engagement pictures on social media out of passive-aggressive rage.
23. Your body has physically tuned out any questions from your mom about your relationship status.
24. And most important of all, your sex life is actually pretty decent because it's literally in your hands.
