1.First, bump the Tinashe remix of "Jealous" to set the appropriate mood aka SEXYTIME.
2.2014 was truly a #blessed one for the members of #TeamThirst, because the slab of grade-A beef that is Nick Jonas decided the less clothes, the better.
3.You probably remember falling out of your chair or fainting when you first saw his ICONIC photo shoot for Flaunt.
4.Whoever got Nick to take his pants off for this photo shoot deserves a Nobel Prize. All of the Nobel Prizes, in fact.
5.Luckily, the backyard looks just as good as the front lawn, if you know what I mean.
6.Even when Nick HAD clothing on for the shoot, a lot was going on. Like, a lot. A LOT.
7.What. Is. Life. In. 2014.
8.But one ovary-bursting photo shoot wasn't enough for Nick. He had to make us more parched than a fish in the Sahara.
9.So he did another shoot for Details. I'll stop talking for a moment. Make sure your boss/parents aren't right behind you. Soak it in.
10.*unfffffffffffffff*
11.Don't those arms make you want him to do push-ups on your face? There, I said it. I am speaking for us ALL.
12.But Nick wasn't going to let up. As our mouths got dryer than the Mojave in the summer, Nick starred in the TV show Kingdom.
13.He posted this pic of himself getting in shape. How much would you pay to be able to lick the sweat off his arms? $10,000? $100,000?
14.HIT US WITH YOUR BEST SHOT NICK. We can TAKE it.
15.Naturally, he spent most of his time shirtless on the show. President Obama should give him a special award for extraordinary services to the nation.
16.Just... just pretend that's you with Nick. *mind explodes, internet burns down, society ceases to exist, the apocalypse is nigh*
17."Let's have a show where Nick Jonas spends most of his time naked and/or shirtless." WHAT A TIME TO BE ALIVE.
18.Like the true charitable angel he is, Nick decided to also participate in the ALS Ice Bucket Challenge in 2014. Thank you for giving back, Nick.