Got A Dating Problem? I'm Here To Help Fix It!

Come take part in the first-ever Bad Advice Column!

Let's face it: DATING SUCKS.

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Whether it's swiping right on someone who seems like a total dime on Tinder only to realize they live in their parent's basement...

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...or your boyfriend not flushing the toilet after going to the bathroom, it often feels like romance is dead in 2015.

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Luckily, I'm here to help. Hi, I'm Sam Stryker. I'm 24 years old, have been single my entire life, and have a dual bachelor's degree in film/television and medieval studies.

In other words, I have approximately ZILCH qualifying me to be doling out dating advice, but I'm going to try anyway.

Maybe you're having trouble just getting started, and can't figure out how to talk to someone you're interested in...

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... or perhaps you've been seeing someone steadily, but have started hitting bumps along the way.

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Regardless, we're here to right the wrongs, and get your dating life in ship-shape!*

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*Or I might end up screwing it up so it's even worse than before. Gotta roll the dice though, honeys!!!

Tell us in the comments below* what help you need in your dating life, and you might be featured in a BuzzFeed post!

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Or, you can email me at [e-mail]!!!