1. “Are you a natural blonde?”
Are you naturally this annoying?
3. “I have a thing for blondes.”
Too bad we don’t have a thing for idiots.
4. “You kind of look like [insert random blonde celebrity here.]”
You need to have your eyes checked.
6. “Do you dye your hair?”
Like that’s any of your business.
7. “I wish I had hair like yours.”
Well, you don’t.
8. “What do you think of Miley Cyrus going blonde?”
Welcome to the club, I guess?
9. “How do you get your hair to look like that?”
What, are you trying to copy me?
10. “OMG, like, do you like, love being blonde?”
Yeah, I don’t talk like that.
11. “Will you have to dye your hair when you get older?”
Ask me when I’m “older.”
12. “Will your kids be blonde?”
Not sure, you’ll have to ask them.
13. “Have you ever thought of getting a pixie cut like JLaw did?”
Have you ever thought of not asking dumb questions?
15. “I’m thinking of dying my hair blonde for the summer, what do you think?”
Yeah, good luck with that!
16. “Are you having a blonde moment?”
No, but if you keep asking you’re going to have a painful moment.
17. “Do you use Sun-In?”
Nope. Just nope.
18. “Do you ever think about dying your hair a different color?”
21. “Are you blonde, ugh, down there?”
Is the suspense killing you?