1.
"Are you a natural blonde?"
2.
"You're smart for a blonde."
3.
"I have a thing for blondes."
4.
"You kind of look like [insert random blonde celebrity here.]"
5.
"You're SUCH a blonde!"
6.
"Do you dye your hair?"
7.
"I wish I had hair like yours."
9.
"How do you get your hair to look like that?"
10.
"OMG, like, do you like, love being blonde?"
11.
"Will you have to dye your hair when you get older?"
12.
"Will your kids be blonde?"
13.
"Have you ever thought of getting a pixie cut like JLaw did?"
14.
"Blondes just do it better."
15.
"I'm thinking of dying my hair blonde for the summer, what do you think?"
16.
"Are you having a blonde moment?"
18.
"Do you ever think about dying your hair a different color?"
19.
"Can I touch your hair?"
20.
"Blondes have more fun."
21.
"Are you blonde, ugh, down there?"
22.
And finally, literally any dumb blonde joke.
